BUT you can call me CD₃ – heyyyyyyy, I’m your new moon!
So, they say I’ve been been “quietly” orbiting your earth for the past couple of years. They’re so silly, moons don’t make too much noise, well, we certainly emit frequencies, but they are pretty songs more than noise – we can sometimes sound like: “Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee zschroooooooooooooooon”
I digress, yes, moons digress too – there I go again. I’m a smaller moon, and not as impressive than the one you call “The Moon,” but that’s ok, stars don’t have ego issues – well, not the ones in the sky (cosmic joke spoiler alert) – that’s an issue limited to only to stars on earth. Anyways, I’ll be hanging out for a little bit, and if I don’t collide with anything, I’ll probably just mosey on down the galaxy within the next year or so. Special thanks to Dickste.in for reaching out, or I should say reaching up to me – often people are too intimidated by my height to approach me.
Dickste.in [on behalf of 2020 CD₃]