Theoretical scientists have dreams with legs.
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Category: Musings
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What they don’t want
The way they tell you what they don’t want, is exactly how you know what you don’t need.
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Sharpening my pencil
I used to love to sharpen my pencil, the therapy from a box. It wasn’t just the sharpening of the lead, it was the precision involved – such precision. But as I would learn, you can certainly over-sharpen your pencil, resulting on the crumbling of the tender walls of soft wood.
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You look at me
You look at me and smile like you know what I’m thinking, I look back and you and smile because I realize you have no clue.
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Faces are unisex
Faces are unisex – there is no genitalia on a face, there is no male or female face, there is no male or female above the neck.
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Sign language interpreters
When I watch a sign language interpreter do their thing next to a politician, I sometimes wonder if the sign language interpreter is the brains, and the politician is merely in charge of conveying the message to the dummies with working ears.
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Pre-virus age movies
It’s cool to watch period movies set before the virus age. The characters are shaking hands and touching doorknobs like bacteria isn’t even a thing.
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Tangible is beautiful
I like the way “Exactly” looks on paper. For that matter, “most” everything looks at least half decent on paper. When you can call something tangible beautiful, well, that’s when you’ve got something beautiful.
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Ending a relationship
Taking an image of your current heart version, and placing it on your belt.
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About bees
Every bee has its pre-programmed human mark, that’s why they sniff around and choose to sting one person instead of the other.
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That bee
I can’t believe he found me. This is the same bee that attacked me 3 years ago, I can swear to it. I wounded him in a surprise maneuver, and I know he’s back to settle a score.
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Starling reads The Enquirer
Girl is reading The Enquirer, starts laughing, apparently I have a penis.
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About music
In a perfect world music would speak for us. We would live by a random soundtrack. Our ups and downs would be commanded by the music that we listen to. We choose our moods by the music that we choose.
Its the reason why I can’t listen to certain music at certain times or listen to certain music with certain people because I take music to be literal, and therefore I take the music message literally, and would not want the person who I’m with to get the wrong message.
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Ugg boots
The only reason girls watch the weather channel is to see if its cold enough to wear Uggs.
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The closet
Why are gay people in the closet? It’s fucking confusing this whole fucking closet thing. Better just to differentiate – Oh, David is in the shadows of gay – I don’t know, but most closets aren’t that big.
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When you have a cold
When you have a cold people will give you advice on what to do like you’ve never had a cold before.
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