You can’t sleep-crawl forever

I know one day you will open your eyes. It’s simple. You can not sleep-crawl forever. That’s right, I made a word, sleep-crawling is all the rage – haven’t you heard. Sleep-crawl, sheep-crawl, get off you knees and heed the call.

You can’t sleep-crawl forever, eventually you’ll need to open your eyes, stand up, and aim – otherwise risk peeing on the toilet seat.

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